I realized with horror that I'd left my thesaurus in English class, and so wouldn't be able to describe their beauty in suitably poetic terms, but let me tell you, they were smokin' hot and no bullshit.

Stephfordy Mayo
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The English teacher had just finished speaking about the different types of words that are in the English language. When he was done, he asked if there were any questions. A student raised his hand and asked what the difference was between a hot and a smokin' hot. He was told that both were fine in school, but in real life the word was hot.

The teacher said that in school they talked about things in a completely different way than in real life. To him, everything is hot all the time. He explained to the students that in real life you need to use all sorts of words.

For example, when he goes to the grocery store he says that he is buying hot food for dinner or cold food for lunch.

Source: New Moan: The Twishite Saga A Parody

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